The only reason guys bitch about getting hit in the balls is because they are secretly full of candy and they don’t want to share.
This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.
Oh, good show Giles. At least you didn’t get knocked out for a change.
My personal favorite colubrid: The Thai Bamboo Ratsnake: Oreocryptophis porphyracea (also know as a red mountain ratsnake and red bamboo ratsnake)
They get to around 3 feet as adults, love humidity and thrive in colder temps compared to other snakes (68-85 fahrenheit).
Holy shit so beautiful is this snake even real?