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Posts tagged: truth

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

dftba-winchesters:

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

This explains so much

There’s this notion, this puritanical notion, that if you take too much pleasure in your food, that it might somehow lead to bad character, might lead to harder stuff, like sex, for instance. I think the French have always understood that, yeah, hell, yeah, it does lead to sex, and it should.
Anthony Bourdain (via unepetitesirene)

helenasund:

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

jesuislepoisson:

I feel like the Hannibal fandom motto needs an addendum.

“Someone please help Will Graham… no, not you, Dr. Lecter, sit down.”

  • Me:

    * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*

  • Friend:

    no.

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.

fulltimeinternethomo:

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

nobody hates me more than i hate me (◕‿◕✿)

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

If girls had a penis for a day:

officialpresidentkony2013:

ncmc:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE

the last one omg

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i slay dragons with mine